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  • Trebuchets on Screen: Game of Thrones

    Trebuchets on Screen: Game of Thrones

    Yes, I’m critiquing the plausibility of this trebuchet while ignoring the dragons. The “Battle of the Bastards” episode from Game of Thrones introduced a new twist on the trebuchet, utilizing gravity but defying physics and logic. It was in the background of the siege of Meereen. Blink and you’ll miss it. Like a trebuchet, the…

  • Bodies Piling up at the Battle of Leuctra (371 BC)

    Bodies Piling up at the Battle of Leuctra (371 BC)

    Inspired by the “Battle of the Bastards” episode from Game of Thrones, we are looking at ancient accounts of bodies piling up during battle. Writing more than 300 years after the Battle of Leuctra, Greek historian Diodorus (c. 80-20 BC) tells us of the battle between a Spartan-led army against the Boeotian coalition led by Epaminondas…

  • Military historians don’t evoke other battles like they used to

    Military historians don’t evoke other battles like they used to

    In doing some research on the Battle of Marathon, I was reading the late A. R. Burn’s Persia and the Greeks (1962). He gets into the nitty-gritty of topography, religion, logistics, strategy, and tactics. Over the course of 13 pages describing the lead up to the battle and its aftermath, Burn evoked numerous battles from other…

  • Bodies Piling up at the Battle of Cremera (477 BC)

    Bodies Piling up at the Battle of Cremera (477 BC)

    Inspired by the “Battle of the Bastards” episode from Game of Thrones, we are looking at ancient accounts of bodies piling up during battle. Starting with the oldest account I found—Cremera—the common problem with many of these ancient accounts immediately appears, as almost all of these historians were writing well after the events. For example,…

  • 8 Ancient Accounts of Bodies Piling up in Battle

    8 Ancient Accounts of Bodies Piling up in Battle

    With the airing of Game of Thrones’ “Battle of the Bastards” episode, many historians, myself included, offered commentary on how scenes resembled those found in medieval chronicles. One of the more unusual aspects, at least for Hollywood productions, was the piles of bodies on the battlefield. Numerous articles recounted how the episode’s creators were inspired…

  • War is Hell: A Military History of Hellraiser

    War is Hell: A Military History of Hellraiser

    The Hellraiser franchise features some of the most unforgettable imagery, even if you haven’t seen a single film. Pinhead is a pop-culture icon who sits comfortably alongside Freddy Kruger and Jason. My parents wisely kept me away from these movies as a child, but in my rebellious 30’s, I have watched them with an initial tongue-in-cheek…

  • Edward Longshanks Sent His Heart and Bones to War?

    Edward Longshanks Sent His Heart and Bones to War?

    The deathbed image of English King Edward I (r. 1272-1307) refusing to show mercy to William Wallace is a modern one, but also completely false. Edward had Wallace executed nearly 2 years before he himself died. The king was far from his deathbed at that point. Thanks, Braveheart. Remarkably, this is not the most fantastical…

  • 4 Reasons Why Battle of the Bastards was no Cannae

    4 Reasons Why Battle of the Bastards was no Cannae

    I received some criticism on my Game of Thrones article–Battle of the Bastards is Straight from Medieval Chronicles. In particular, some folks are shocked by the lack of any mention of Cannae (216 BC), the ancient battle where Carthaginian general Hannibal Barca enveloped a numerically-superior Roman army and destroyed it. SPOILER WARNING Despite the notion…

  • Battle of the Bastards is Straight from Medieval Chronicles

    Battle of the Bastards is Straight from Medieval Chronicles

    The “Battle of the Bastards” episode of Game of Thrones has provided remarkable depictions of warfare that come straight from medieval chroniclers. Here is a look at some of those depictions and their medieval equivalent. SPOILER WARNING The wall of the dead One of the most striking features of the Battle of the Bastards is the…

  • The Hannibal History Channel Doesn’t Want You to Know

    The Hannibal History Channel Doesn’t Want You to Know

    A buddy of mine asked what I thought of History Channel’s latest depiction of Hannibal Barca in their docu-drama series Barbarians Rising. First, let’s cover the good stuff. Visually, the show is beautiful. The maps and computerized battles are striking. The depiction of Hannibal’s army slugging it over the Alps during winter is appropriately gruesome. The…

  • Classical Reception: Hannibal in the Music of Killah Priest

    Classical Reception: Hannibal in the Music of Killah Priest

    Anyone familiar with Brooklyn-based rapper Killah Priest knows his propensity for mixing urban culture with historical topics such as Alexander the Great and the Byzantines. For example, he starts one of his more famous verses by yelling, “It’s the Byzantine king!” The man literally has a lines about watching the History and Discovery channels. One…

  • Patrick Johnston has a point about historians as leaders

    Patrick Johnston has a point about historians as leaders

    Queen’s University vice-chancellor Patrick Johnston wants to create leaders and the historical community has missed this point. Johnston made an offhanded comment in an interview last week and he’s been paying the price since. Society doesn’t need a 21-year-old who is a sixth century historian. It needs a 21-year-old who really understands how to analyse things,…