1. Your mamma's so ugly that she got arrested for a facecrime.
2. Your mamma's so ugly that when she comes to mind, the Thought Police show up.
3. Your mamma's so ugly that anyone who goes to 'Room 101' has to face her.
4. Your mamma's so ugly that we all thought she was Big Brother.
5. Your mamma's so ugly that the Newspeak word for anything ugly is her name.
6. Your mamma dresses so bad, that we all thought she was a Prole.
7. Your mamma's so fat that the Ministry of Plenty had to over compensate for her food rations.
8. Your mamma's so ugly that they use her picture for Goldstein's wife.
9. Your mamma's so ugly that even the proles won't hang out with her.
10. You mamma is so hairy that the Ministry of Plenty shaved her to meet their wig quota.